Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man," I said, "I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week."
The line went quiet, and then her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
Off-Topic ⇒ Yesterday my daughter
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Re: Yesterday my daughter
Oh Mate 
My name is Dave I, and all things are out there, and we are in here 
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Re: Yesterday my daughter
Got a link to this club ?
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Re: Yesterday my daughter
nice clight
No is NEVER an Option and NEVER is the only Option when it comes to Giving Up!™
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Re: Yesterday my daughter
Speed it up then.
