A 7 year old and a four year old are in their bedroom
" You know what " says the seven year old
" i think its time we started swearing "
When we go downstairs for breakfast i,ll swear first then you
" OK " says the four year old.
Mum asks seven year old what he wants for breakfast.
" I,ll have coco pops, bitch "
Whack !
seven year old flies out of his chair crying his eyes out.
Mum looks at four year old and says sternly
" And what do you want for breakfast ?"
Four year old replies.
Dunno, but it wont be f***ing coco pops."
